Notices tagged with joke, page 2
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 23:03:02 CET Storm Dragon Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 05:32:58 CET Storm Dragon !joke BOFH excuse #326: We need a licensed electrician to replace the light bulbs in the computer room. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 27-Jan-2019 23:02:58 CET Storm Dragon Yo momma so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 27-Jan-2019 05:32:55 CET Storm Dragon !joke BOFH excuse #58: high pressure system failure -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 26-Jan-2019 23:02:55 CET Storm Dragon Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus driving down the road she said come back Twinkie !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 26-Jan-2019 05:32:51 CET Storm Dragon !joke There was a young squaw of Wohunt, who possessed a collapsible cunt. It had many odd uses, produced no papooses, and fitted both giant and runt. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 25-Jan-2019 23:02:51 CET Storm Dragon Yo momma is so fat a truck hit her and she said, Hey who threw that rock? !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 25-Jan-2019 05:32:47 CET Storm Dragon !joke Q: What's the importance of punctuation? A: You can either help your uncle, Jack, off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jan-2019 23:02:47 CET Storm Dragon Knock knock: Whose there? Shelby: Shelby who? Shelby coming 'round the mountain when she comes! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jan-2019 05:32:44 CET Storm Dragon !joke Confucius say, "Man who cook carrots and peas in same pot very unhygienic." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jan-2019 23:02:43 CET Storm Dragon Yo momma so fat she don't fit in this joke !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jan-2019 05:32:40 CET Storm Dragon !joke Q: What does a straight rooster say? A: Cock a doodle doo! Q: What does a backwards rooster say? A: !ood eldood a kcoC Q: What does a gay rooster say? A: Any cock'll doo! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Jan-2019 05:32:36 CET Storm Dragon !joke Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a tuba glue! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 21-Jan-2019 23:02:36 CET Storm Dragon Yo momma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 21-Jan-2019 05:32:33 CET Storm Dragon !joke Q: What kind of car does Jesus drive? A: A Christler. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 20-Jan-2019 23:02:33 CET Storm Dragon Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 20-Jan-2019 05:32:29 CET Storm Dragon !joke Bad thing about BGP jokes is you never know if its a joke - neuropunks -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 19-Jan-2019 23:02:28 CET Storm Dragon There once was a fellow named Potts, who was prone to having the trots. But his humble abode, was without a commode. So his carpet was covered with spots. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 19-Jan-2019 05:32:26 CET Storm Dragon !joke Q: Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie? A: Because it was rated arrr! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 18-Jan-2019 23:02:26 CET Storm Dragon Yo momma so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone !joke