Least nonsensical permissive open-source advocate:

Don’t believe the hype, AGPL open source licensing is toxic and unpopular
https://www.techrepublic.com/article/dont-believe-the-hype-agpl-open-source-licensing-is-toxic-and-unpopular

The absolute retard argues that A) since companies can't easily use and lock down the code that YOU made for free then it isn't truly free and B) that unpopular = bad.