Notices

1. Lisp Witch (alexandria@cybre.space)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Sep-2021 10:41:31 CEST Lisp Witch

   Programming languages and frameworks, a one-liner guide:

   Lisp: hey what if the lambda calculus. wait. wait no. wait no stop. oh ok. no that's good.

   Smalltalk: hey man. what if uhh *puffff* everything was an object. and we did like a lisp machine thing with it. wiiild

   C: I want to make a "legal typesetting system". no. no it's not like multics. no uhh. nope

   FORTH: My computer is smol little dude. we love himb and call him georg.

   • Lisp Witch (alexandria@cybre.space)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Sep-2021 10:41:31 CEST Lisp Witch

     in reply to

     Java: Hey man. hey. hey dude. what happens when you sprinkle some Smalltalk into C? oh shit. shit no stop. wait no. waaaaaa

     C++: Hey what if we took some Smalltalk. but the worst parts. yeah. yeah and we just injected them into C

     BASIC: What if we did a personal database but without the database. Haha yeah BIG money. wooh!

     Javascript: Ok so we take... we take C. yeah. but we make it work only with HyperText. Oh and lets call it Java because that seems to be taking off. no but Bob, it's a scripting language

     Ekaitz Zárraga 👹 repeated this.
   • Digital Mark λ 📚 🕹 💾 🥃 (mdhughes@appdot.net)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Sep-2021 10:41:31 CEST Digital Mark λ 📚 🕹 💾 🥃

     in reply to

     @alexandria JavaScript actually: Eich: I want to put Scheme in the browser! Mozilla: It has to be C-like, tie into Java, and you only have 6 weeks. Eich: Fine, it's Self with C syntax. Also all the money you give me goes to odious causes.