ive been doing intermittent fasting and have been walking a lot and also have been doing like a calorie restriction thing, and just completed a 20 hour fast :^)

like this isnt sustainable on the long term but tbh it's going to be a long time even doing this until my body is actually considered underweight and until then I feel pretty fucking good and have more energy So,

So a while back a goon thought ambulances didn't leave hospitals... the fallout was fucking hilarious

The goon later doubled down. This is a thread of some of the followup posts

HopperUK

Jun 7, 2021 18:17

I saw a lifeboat headed out to sea, they're supposed to bring people back FROM the sea, disgraceful

Morpheus

Jun 7, 2021 18:37

It's going to the ambulance farm where it can live with all the other ambulances and be free in the fields.

Squidster made this amazing image

Java: Hey man. hey. hey dude. what happens when you sprinkle some Smalltalk into C? oh shit. shit no stop. wait no. waaaaaa

C++: Hey what if we took some Smalltalk. but the worst parts. yeah. yeah and we just injected them into C

BASIC: What if we did a personal database but without the database. Haha yeah BIG money. wooh!

Javascript: Ok so we take... we take C. yeah. but we make it work only with HyperText. Oh and lets call it Java because that seems to be taking off. no but Bob, it's a scripting language

Programming languages and frameworks, a one-liner guide:

Lisp: hey what if the lambda calculus. wait. wait no. wait no stop. oh ok. no that's good.

Smalltalk: hey man. what if uhh *puffff* everything was an object. and we did like a lisp machine thing with it. wiiild

C: I want to make a "legal typesetting system". no. no it's not like multics. no uhh. nope

FORTH: My computer is smol little dude. we love himb and call him georg.

shit i gotta do a cv, shit, fuck

this is good but, ahhh so many projects i had with a "Needs Work" sign on lol

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