@ekaitz_zarraga @piggo rock-hard boner in the morning can either reduce stress or induce stress, depending on who you live with.

@ekaitz_zarraga I try. But damn they've got sooo muuuuch speed in such a tiny body. Never sitting still (unless they're incapacitated by netflix+ipad+headset) and always doing stuff to stuff with stuff.We've got a collection of sticks out front, and every single stick they find in the forest is some kind of sword.They're a tiny violence goblin, and they can't be stopped by mere words.

A few days ago my 3yo kid cracked the stem of my flowering red onion plant (that I was hoping could give me seeds) by burying the flower in the raised sandbox.

Now the kid somehow decapitated the flower despite having promised not to do to it.

I'm hurt that it happened, because it's the only one of my three onions this year who flowered - the other two had their tops cut off intentionally, to promote onion growth.

3yo's are just unable to imagine consequences, aren't they?

Why the hell is ruby such gibberish to read?

I can deduce at least something on what's happening in LISP- or C-related language, but I have no idea what's going on when I try to read Mastodon's ruby code base. No clue. What.

@socks Sure it's got clean syntax. But I have no idea where values come from or how execution runs through a program.

I was just looking at a file, and I have no idea if it was generating stuff or testing stuff.

There's so much implicit context (I assume?) that I have no idea where to look to find ANYTHING.

How cheaply could one make a #Gemini-terminal device? I'm thinking something like RPi zero wireless + cheapass screen* + keyboard** + some kind of case.

(* e-ink would be amazing, but small lcds might be cheaper?)

(** possibly even a custom-designed keyboard to get the necessary functionality in less space and hardware buttons for the most common actions; back, home, select-url-field-for-typing, tab-between-links (both directions), scroll-for-reading (both directions))

#WildIdea

@ekaitz_zarraga too many files AND a src folder for the actual code.

Tired: putting the punchline behind a CWWired: putting the punchline IN the CW.

@inmysocks Wikipedia will probably die in a fire in the next fifty years too.

Tired: dailyWired: 11.5 mHz (microhertz)

Are there any pro-privacy laptop producing companies that offer non-english keyboards?Ideally I want my own language, but _ANY_ non-english keyboards are apparently hard to do.

I'm glaring at you, Purism, Pine64, and StarLabs. :blobcatglaredrink:

I need at least two monitors when working, because sometimes lines are so wide they don't fit on one monitor, so I just let them continue on the other monitor!

@rune @reynir I'm not writing the long(est) lines, mysql is!

@rune @reynir "Use 4-space indents and no tabs at all."

:blobcatno:

@ekaitz_zarraga @rune yeeeees, best cookies :blobcatheart:

(After anything with chocolate, but still)

@ekaitz_zarraga @rune danish cookies? The buttercookie cookies?

@ekaitz_zarraga @rune yeah, danish knowledge of spanish is partially imported from USA. If it ain't in English, German, or French we don't know about it.

@rune @ekaitz_zarraga oh that reminds me of that spanish song...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=77Ms1oCiDH4

@ekaitz_zarraga @rune my girlfriend technically has a degree that includes spanish, but I don't think it's meant for translating recipes.

@ekaitz_zarraga I can translate one or two tomorrow if you want :)